The Emperor’s New Ethics

This post will likely cost me a few more Facebook friends and/or blog readers, but that’s what happens, I’ve learned, when one decides not to remain silent about the egregiousness that has quickly become business as usual in this new political regime of ours.

I speak of the top news story of the day, that of the House Republicans’ collective “uh, sorry, didn’t mean it, nothing to see here” reverse-course announcement earlier this afternoon regarding their original plan to eliminate the Office of Congressional Ethics.  This comes less than 24 hours after they announced their intent to get rid of it. After all, we certainly can’t have an Office of Congressional Ethics initiating investigations and speaking to the press, can we? Certainly not.

Appropriately so, people were angry enough about the possible disappearance of the Office of Congressional Ethics that they called their representatives en masse to demand action. Which — let me be perfectly clear here — was the right thing to do.  If there’s anything positive that this godforsaken election has produced, it’s this increased interaction with our elected officials. We should have our representatives on speed dial. We should know their names and they should know ours. And in this brave new world, when there will be countless opportunities for outrage, their phones will likely be ringing off the hook as more people than ever decide to give their friendly Congressperson or Senator a buzz.

This is good. This is what we need to be doing in these unprecedented times and we will be called to do so again and again.

Unfortunately, all the calls had nothing to do with the House Republicans changing their mind about keeping the Office of Congressional Ethics.

As much as we’d like to think otherwise, the people didn’t make this happen.

The country’s Tweeter-in-Chief did, with a two-part missive tweeted at 10:03 a.m.

“With all that Congress has to work on, do they really have to make the weakening of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as unfair as it……..may be, their number one act and priority. Focus on tax reform, healthcare and so many other things of far greater importance! #DTS”

For the record — and I’d imagine this will be one of the few times you’ll hear me say this — but I actually agree with the King.  I’m probably not alone; most of us probably read that and, to our amazement, found ourselves nodding and thinking that the guy makes a good point.

And that was exactly the intent.  It’s actually quite masterful, if you think about it.  By embarrassing the servants and letting them know that the King wasn’t happy, what other choice did they have? They created this monster; now they have no recourse other than to obey his every whim by kissing his ring every single day regardless of every destructive, nefarious, malicious, stupid, bigly-assed edict he declares from his throne of tweets. There’s no other choice. He owns them, they know it, and that’s what today was all about — with the added reality show of the King masquerading as a reasonable, rational ruler with a fully-functioning set of ethics and sense of priorities.

It wasn’t about the people suddenly having the power to change, within 24 hours, the minds of the powers-that-be. When have they ever acted so fast in response to the people’s wishes?

We didn’t make this happen.

The King did.

And because he has them in his corner and knows it, we’ll get to watch him do it again and again and again, for as long as he may reign.

 

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  1. Kate

    Well, said, though I would add that The King gave himself the opportunity to later change his mind on the the issue with the phrase “the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as unfair as it”. This has not safeguarded the committee, but left it until a time when it suits The King to abolish.

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