Hello, Guinness Book of World Records?
Is this the Department of Perfect Attendance for Second Graders?
It is? Well, I’m calling about Boo’s perfect attendance record. You know, the one he’s been defending like a prize fighter since the first day of first grade, 20 months ago?
Sadly, you can save yourselves a trip to our little state. No need for any award this June.
One and a half years of perfect attendance met its end last night around 12:30 a.m. when the stomach virus made its venegence known, every which way and every possible direction … if you get my drift.
Fortunately, he’s feeling better today. Let’s just not mention the fact that the record is kaput just yet, ‘kay?
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