So I got this crazy, half-assed idea in my head the other day.
You know how I’ve been yammering on and on about my clutter issues, that I really need to get my act together and deal with the den, the bedroom bureau, the guest room, the dining room … ? You know that old song and dance? Well, it tends to get worse around the beginning of New Years, because every year I tell myself that this is the year I am going to get serious about my clutter problem. And every year, I start January 1 with even more increasing piles of crap.
So on Monday, I went into the den (where the printer is) to retrieve something from the printer for work, looked around at all the crap and thought:
“What if I
resolve promise TRY to get rid of 2,011 things in 2011?”
2,011 things. It sounds like a lot of stuff.
But here’s the thing. We have a lot of stuff.
I need to be held accountable, so I am going to start listing, as motivation, what I throw out, recycle, or donate as part of this project. (Which is not (I repeat, NOT) anything resembling a New Year’s Resolution. This is … how shall we say? Something Else.) If I wind up with 2,011 things gone by the end of the year, great. If I end up getting rid of 2,012 things, even better. If I don’t hit 2,011 things … well, at least I’ve gotten rid of SOME things, right? Some is better than none, right?
And regular household everyday stuff (like soda bottles and cans and stuff that I know I should be more environmentally-conscientious about …. I am trying, really, I am … doesn’t count).
So here’s what I threw away, recycled, or set aside to donate on Monday. All this was in piles in the den.
– a coupon for a local deli that expired in June 2009
– an Amazon receipt for a purchase made in January 2009
– 3 cards for the kids’ 7th birthdays (they just turned 9)
– one Happy 6th Birthday card
– a note from a school fundraiser, circa Fall 2008
– a book that apparently got ruined somehow (All the pages are stuck together. As in, YOU CAN’T EVEN OPEN THE BOOK.)
– a 2008 calendar, completely blank
– one “Fly Away with Big Bird” activity tablet
– Disney “Little Mermaid” nightlight/storybook set (the pages are ripped and the nightlight is MIA)
– 10 practice worksheets from school, dated September 2009
– 4 toy catalogs, all from Fall 2008
– 6 bags of newspapers
– Disney’s Lion King book
– Dora the Explorer “Dance to the Rescue” book
Only 1,978 more to go.
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