Dear Mr. Timmy Rodriguez,
I remember last week on Thursday, November 13, 2008 when I brought my two kids, Wendy Wagner and Charles Wagner, a ball pit.
Well, yesterday my kids were playing in the ball pit like lions and Charlie tried diving in the ball pit but broke his right leg. He is in the Marshall hispitol with my wife Jane. Please grant me my money back and pay for Charles’ hospital bill. [My note: This is circled from the teacher with a note saying: “You can’t ask for this, Boo.” Um … really? I’m no lawyer, but isn’t that what they call a pre-trial settlement?]
Thanks! Meet me on Nov. 27 to discuss the date you’ll pay me and The Wagner Family $2201.35.
Aren’t you dying to know what the P.S. would have been? I know I am.
And doesn’t $2201.35 for a hospital visit for a broken leg sound like quite the bargain?
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